tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27725473886275188992011-07-07T20:31:11.996-07:00Well Dru finally called me, and we reached a truce. So I guess I have to reconcile with that jerk faced idiot asshole... what a douche...<br><br>(Part of <a href="http://theoriginalyearoftheblog.wordpress.com">The ORIGINAL Year of the Blog</a> project)Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11748900331432748163noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772547388627518899.post-57415438305839709642010-04-08T20:20:00.003-07:002010-04-08T20:20:58.827-07:00Well guys,<br /><br />Peace out. Thanks for following the REAL year of the blog.<br /><br />And always, let's remember that the one thing Dru is good at: sucking... is still in hi demand.<br /><br />ANDY JONES OUT!<br /><br />I'm going to go find some message boards to yell on.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2772547388627518899-5741543830583970964?l=reconcilingwiththatassholeblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11748900331432748163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772547388627518899.post-5324568254280708172010-04-08T20:18:00.001-07:002010-04-08T20:19:48.567-07:00I wanted to give you my total promise that I'll still hate Dru as much as I always have.<div><br /></div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eO2QiUi45kU&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eO2QiUi45kU&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2772547388627518899-532456825428070817?l=reconcilingwiththatassholeblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11748900331432748163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772547388627518899.post-17230552468243910672010-04-08T19:48:00.000-07:002010-04-08T19:56:26.797-07:00Okay, so one of the things that he said has been bugging me. Fucking stupid Dru claimed that our "lasting friendship that I always bring up" is mostly in my head.<div><br /></div><div>That's stupid. We were one hundred percent friends. We met Sophomore year at a party, and our conversation went something like this:</div><div></div><blockquote><div>DRU: Hey man, I think you're drinking my beer.</div><div>ANDY: Fuck you! You shouldn't have left it out!</div></blockquote><div><i>Fin.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Ever since we've done a lot of shit together... I mean... as much as you can from across the country. I live in Eugene, Oregon. But we've talked on the phone like numerous times. Like this one time:</div><div></div><blockquote><div>DRU: Hi, this is Dru.</div><div>ANDY: Uh, Yeah! I know its you asshole, I called you!</div><div>DRU: Is this Andy?</div><div>ANDY: Surprise dumbass.</div><div>DRU: Oh. Hi Andy. How are you?</div><div>ANDY: Better than you.</div></blockquote><div></div><div><i>Fin.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>See. We knew each other like bread and fucking butter.</div><div><br /></div><div>So don't let his lies fool you, we were like tight. And then there was this one time when I HELPED HIM COME UP WITH THIS BLOG:</div><div></div><blockquote><div>DRU: Oh. Hi Andy. How are you?</div><div>ANDY: Better than you.</div><div>DRU: Great.</div><div>ANDY: So what stupid shit are you up to now?</div><div>DRU: I'm thinking of starting a blog thing... make a blog a day for a year [also i'm depressed].</div><div>ANDY: Sounds stupid.</div><div>DRU: Yeah, well... you know...</div><div>ANDY: You know what you should do?</div><div>DRU: What?</div><div>ANDY: Do it Saturday and Sunday too.</div><div>DRU: Yeah, that's what I was planning.</div><div>ANDY: Nice. Let's do this.</div></blockquote><div></div><div><i>Fin.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Best. Friends. Forever. Asshole.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2772547388627518899-1723055246824391067?l=reconcilingwiththatassholeblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11748900331432748163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772547388627518899.post-3658171825159544512010-04-08T19:38:00.000-07:002010-04-08T19:48:13.154-07:00So about an hour ago pussy Dru gave me a call in an attempt to "cure a friendship that he thinks was mostly in my head the entire time but he's willing to meet me and have a few beers."<br /><br />Jerk.<br /><br />So I took him up on his offer. You know I might as well help that asshole get a few friends... lonely lonely man that he is, you know? We talked it over and we came up with a truce... and here is the idiot truce we agreed upon:<br /><ol><li>He will stop making blogs about stupid shit rhyming with not and I will stop making blogs about how much Dru loves to eat his own shit.</li><li>Dru is allowed to claim that he made the project on his own... but in return I have free reign to call him pussy, idiot, asshole and other adjectives that I'm currently coming up with. I have to have a complete list for him to approve by the end of the week. Fair enough... I love adjectives, this won't be hard at all.</li><li>If I go get a beer with him he'll stop being depressed.</li><li>Andy Jones is a guaranteed badass.</li></ol><div>All of these were his ideas! I'm going to point that out! CAUSE I HAVE LIKE A MILLION FRIENDS! EVEN IF ALL MY FRIENDS STEAL ALL MY FUCKING IDEAS! ALSO HE RECOGNIZES THAT I AM A BADASS!</div><div><br /></div><div>It's true! I'm like a casanova of ideas... like I came up with this blog thing and I came up with Google Buzz and I came up with about half of the sitcoms that are currently airing on CBS. BUT NONE OF THEM EVER RECOGNIZE IT!</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway, this blog is my last hurrah... figure I'd let you know all about our stupid truce that Dru came up with.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2772547388627518899-365817182515954451?l=reconcilingwiththatassholeblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11748900331432748163noreply@blogger.com0